There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
you win again, gameday.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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