But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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