I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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