it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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