Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
they're like a gay fantastic four
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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