summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm always down for nudity.
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