I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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