Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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