I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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