im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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