It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Randomize
