Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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