can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
You had me at "let me see your balls"
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