Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
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