I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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