A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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