Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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