New low: just hacked my moms facebook
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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