i permit you to call me
where does the pee come out of this thing
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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