I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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