btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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