Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
