Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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