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Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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