Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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