What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Bring me that man meat
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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