singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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