I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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