Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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