They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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