Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Randomize
