I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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