Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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