I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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