I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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