I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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