after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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