Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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