He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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