YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
