he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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