So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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