I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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