He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I enjoy the company of your penis
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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