Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
The ass gains better be worth it
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