Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
