Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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