plz talk dirty to me
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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