The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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