So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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