This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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