i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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