i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Did we literally take a cab across the street
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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