I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Randomize
