You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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